I need a haircut! I can't go around and let the girls see me like this. What is that thing sticking up in the back? I look like such a baby with this hair.
Hey, this is fun! Wow! A big boy haircut. At the same place and with the same woman that Daddy and Jamie go to. I am one of the guys now. Woo hoo!
Actually, you know what? I really am all done with it. This is no longer fun. No, I mean it, quit holding my face, pulling my hair, spraying water on my head. Just stop it. NOW!